Only real Nigerians:
- Check the expiry date of gala after eating it.
- Go to church wit extension and BB charger (charging in His presence)
- Update on BBM "about to cross" get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz"
- Say an opening prayer at a night club.
- Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping with champagne bottles wear sunshades at night.
- Wear complete rainbow colors like its rag day and call it color blonding.
- Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)
- Wear head warmer at 45 degrees Celsius. 10. Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin one "Aboki".
- Travel to china for 2 days and come back with a British accent.
- Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.
Are you a real Nigerian? I'm a full blooded Nigerian and I'm proud to be One...
After reading this a greedy Nigerian will not share with his friends!!!
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