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FOOD FOR THOUGHT: WHO IS YOUR FRIEND?



FOOD FOR THOUGHT: WHO IS YOUR FRIEND?


A young mosquito went out flying for the first time in its life. The father asked, "How does it feel?" 
The mosquito replied, "It was GREAT! Everyone was clapping for me. 
The father replied, "They weren't clapping for you. They wanted to kill you, the more they clapped, the more chances you are likely to die.

LESSON: In life, not all the people who celebrate you openly want you alive

THE MOUSE & THE FARMER





A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. What food might it contain? He was aghast to discover that it was a mouse trap. Retreating to the farmyard the mouse proclaimed the warning: 

"There is a mouse trap in the house, a mouse trap in the house!
"The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mouse trap in the house, a mouse trap in the house!" "I am so very sorry Mr. Mouse," sympathized the pig, "but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured that you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow. She said, "Like wow, Mr. Mouse. A mouse trap. Like I am in grave danger. Duh...NOT!"

So the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mouse trap alone. That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a mouse trap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital. She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well and a few days later she passed away. So many people came for her funeral, that the farmer had the cow slaughtered, to provide meat for all of them to eat. So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when there is a mouse trap in the house, the whole farmyard is at risk.




NEVER QUIT: ABRAHAM LINCOLN





Abraham Lincoln never quits.

Born into poverty, Lincoln was faced with defeat throughout his life. He lost eight elections, twice failed in business and suffered a nervous breakdown. He could have quit many times – but he didn’t and because he didn’t quit, he became one of the greatest presidents in the United States history.

Here is a sketch of Lincoln’s road to the White House:

1. 1816 His family was forced out of their home. He had to work to support them.
2. 1818 His mother died.
3. 1831 Failed in business.
4. 1832 Ran for state legislature – lost.
5. 1832 Also lost his job – wanted to go to law school but couldn’t get in.
6. 1833 Borrowed some money from a friend to begin a business and by the end of the year he was bankrupt. He spent the next 17 years of his life paying off this debt.
7. 1834 Ran for state legislature again – won.
8. 1835 Was engaged to be married, sweetheart died and his heart was broken.
9. 1836 Had a total nervous breakdown and was in bed for six months.
10. 1838 Sought to become speaker of the statelegislature - defeated.
11. 1840 Sought to become elector – defeated.
12. 1843 Ran for Congress – lost.
13. 1846 Ran for Congress again – this time he won – went to Washington and did a good job.
14. 1848 Ran for re-election to Congress – lost.
15. 1849 Sought the job of land officer in his home state – rejected.
16. 1854 Ran for Senate of the United States – lost.
17. 1856 Sought the Vice-Presidential nomination at his party’s national convention – got less than 100 votes.
18. 1858 Ran for U.S. Senate again – again he lost.
19. 1860 Elected president of the United States.
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will, When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low and the debts are high, And you want to smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest, if you must, but don’t you quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns, As every one of us sometimes learns, And many a failure turns about, When he might have won had he stuck it out; 

Don’t give up though the pace seems slow, You may succeed with another blow. Often the goal is nearer than, It seems to a faint and faltering man, Often the struggler has given up, When he might have captured the victor’s cup, And he learned too late when the night slipped down, How close he was to the golden crown. Success is failure turned inside out. The silver tint of the clouds of doubt, And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far, So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit–It’s when things seem worst that you must not quit.

Now give me just ONE reason why you think that you should QUIT?


THE PROFESSOR & THE SAILOR




A professor was travelling by boat, on their way he asked the sailor 'Do you know Biology? Ecology? Zoology? Embryology? Epidemology? 

'NO' said the sailor. Prof got angry and said 'what the hell do u know? You will die of illetracy. 
One hour later the boat started sinking. The sailor looked at the Prof and said... Prof. 'Do you know Swiminology and Escapeology from Sharkology? 'NO' said the Prof.

Well that means Crocodileology will eat your Headology and you will Dielogy with your Knowledgeology because of your Mouthology.....

WHO IS COWARD & SCARED...???





Mr & Mrs Apororo were arguing on who is the most Coward & Scared between them. After a long argument, they decided to ask their 2 kids (Akpors & Rukewe) who they think was the most Coward & Scared between them.

The first Kid (Rukewe) says:
"Dad is the most coward 'cos he's scared of women: Whenever he sees a beautiful lady in town; He closes one eye (winks at the lady)" .......Wife realizing d meaning was very angry with her husband.

The Second kid (Akpors) goes:
"That's nothing. Mummy is so scared to sleep alone when dad works night shift. Mummy sleeps with d man next door; sometimes she invites the gardener or uncle Kingsley to sleep with her. Sometimes uncle Mayowa the youth corper, after leaving your room even escort her to the bathroom & bath with her just bcos she's scared."

MR APORORO FAINTED!

LQ



Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.

Norman Vincent Peale

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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett
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