A friend asked the husband.....'how did you make it happen'?
HUSBAND....We went for our honeymoon, wile we were horse-riding, my wife's horse jumped ann threw her on the ground, she got up, patted the horse and said, 'this is your first time.
After a while, it happened again.....She said''this is your 2nd time' and when it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun and shot the horse.
I shouted @ her, 'are you a psycho, u killed the horse', She turned to me, gave me a look and said, 'This is your first time''
Since then, we've been very happy.
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