Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching.Others teachers were
trooping in one after the other.
ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and combatant fight teachers maneuverating
themselves in the presence of their pupils.
CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or I'll balance your equation with acid and base.
MATHS TEACHER:...
AKPORS @ THE TOMB OF PHARAOH
The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC". The teacher now asked
"who knows what this means?"
Nobody except Akpors raised his hand but the teacher was not
comfortable and pretended not to take notice of him. She then asked again and yet only Akpors' hand was still up. So she allowed him to answer.
Akpors said...
APPLICATION LETTER FROM AKPORS
Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good...
ONLY REAL NIGERIANS DO THESE........
Only real Nigerians:
Check the expiry date of gala after eating it.
Go to church wit extension and BB charger (charging in His presence)
Update on BBM "about to cross" get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz"
Say an opening prayer at a night club.
Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping with champagne...
AKPORS THE BRILLANT BOY
Akpors :- Papa, See my result, Na me carry 3rd.
Papa Akpors :- Hahahaha, Akpors Akpors! Na now I know
say na me born you.
Akpors :- Shey I tell you na. All those time I dey carry 35th..Na the teachers dey do ojoro, They know say I too brilliant.
Papa Akpors :- I believe you my boy. Na now I fit buy that Bicycle wey you see for Papa Rukewe shop !
Akpors...
AKPORS IN DRAWING CLASS
Akpos was in the classroom when his teacher gave a class work that everybody in class should draw a goat eating grass. When they all finished drawing they submitted their work for the Teacher to mark.
While the teacher was marking Akpos' work, he noticed that there was nothing on the drawing book. So he called Akpos to ask why he left the drawing book...
AKPORS & THE ROBBERS
Akpors was on his way back home early one morning when he came across robbers. They got hold of him. He struggled and struggled
but they over powered him.
When they searched him and found only One torn #200 note on him, the following dialogue ensured. ROBBERS: (Angrily)Wait Oh, so na dis nonsense tear tear #200 nai make u dey follow us dey struggle...
