ARGUMENT BETWEEN TWO TEACHERS

Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching.Others teachers were

trooping in one after the other.

ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and combatant fight teachers maneuverating

themselves in the presence of their pupils. 

CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or I'll balance your equation with acid and base.

MATHS TEACHER: please please stop before I divide and subtract your names from our teachers' list.

CRK TEACHER:Oh God of Nazareth,forgive themcos they do not know what they are doing.

ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human behavior,I'll draw a scale of preference to know who's at fault. 

MUSIC TEACHER: Stop! Both of you lack voices to win an argument, your phonet is voiceless, your treble,and your auto lack vocal sound.

HISTORY TEACHER: oh my God of century 2013 I'll compare this fight with that of Iran and Iraq.

BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between these two species of Homosapiens.The knot of your Medula Oblongata is loosing I must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis

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AKPORS @ THE TOMB OF PHARAOH

The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC". The teacher now asked

"who knows what this means?" 

Nobody except Akpors raised his hand but the teacher was not

comfortable and pretended not to take notice of him. She then asked again and yet only Akpors' hand was still up. So she allowed him to answer. 

Akpors said "Na Pharaoh BB Pin be that"... 

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LOBATAN!!!

One word for Akpos

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APPLICATION LETTER FROM AKPORS

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy. You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job. 

Thank you,

Yours Truly, 
Akpos Oghenerukevwekpokpo


What do you think about this application letter?

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ONLY REAL NIGERIANS DO THESE........

Only real Nigerians:

• Check the expiry date of gala after eating it.
• Go to church wit extension and BB charger (charging in His presence)

• Update on BBM "about to cross" get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz"
• Say an opening prayer at a night club.
• Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping with champagne bottles wear sunshades at night.
• Wear complete rainbow colors like its rag day and call it color blonding.
• Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)
• Wear head warmer at 45 degrees Celsius. 10. Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin one "Aboki".
• Travel to china for 2 days and come back with a British accent.
• Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.

Are you a real Nigerian? I'm a full blooded Nigerian and I'm proud to be One...

After reading this a greedy Nigerian will not share with his friends!!!

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AKPORS THE BRILLANT BOY

Akpors :- Papa, See my result, Na me carry 3rd.

Papa Akpors :- Hahahaha, Akpors Akpors! Na now I know

say na me born you.

Akpors :- Shey I tell you na. All those time I dey carry 35th..Na the teachers dey do ojoro, They know say I too brilliant.

Papa Akpors :- I believe you my boy. Na now I fit buy that Bicycle wey you see for Papa Rukewe shop !

Akpors :- Papa na u biko. You get mouth pass BasketMouth.

Papa Akpors :- but, Who be the two idiots wey pass u sef Akpors?

Akpors :- Na one WIZARD wey be Isaac and one WITCH wey be Patience.

Papa Akpors :- No mind them, You go show them next term. But who you come pass na? I no say dem plenty and you no fit mention all of them, I just wan know how many of una dey class. 

Akpors :- Na just the three of us I don mention so na… Isaac, Patience and Me. Na just the three of us PRINCIPAL put for Elementary Class ‘F’ !!! 

Na im Akpors papa just land for floor, gboossa, faint o!!

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AKPORS IN DRAWING CLASS

Akpos was in the classroom when his teacher gave a class work that everybody in class should draw a goat eating grass. When they all finished drawing they submitted their work for the Teacher to mark.

While the teacher was marking Akpos' work, he noticed that there was nothing on the drawing book. So he called Akpos to ask why he left the drawing book blank. Akpos replied and said "Maybe the goat has finish eating the grass and went away.

ONE WORD FOR AKPOS.....?

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AKPORS & THE ROBBERS

Akpors was on his way back home early one morning when he came across robbers. They got hold of him. He struggled and struggled

but they over powered him. 

When they searched him and found only One torn #200 note on him, the following dialogue ensured. ROBBERS: (Angrily)Wait Oh, so na dis nonsense tear tear #200 nai make u dey follow us dey struggle before abi u no dey fear gun wen bullet dey???

AKPORS: No oh, how I no fear gun wen bullet dey, I bin tink say una wan collect de #10,000 wen I hide inside my stuckins for my right leg shoe before

ONE WORD FOR AKPOS.

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