- You have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova your body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend you be zebra??
- You are 6 feet tall, you still com wear 6 inches high heel shoe...see you wan whisper to God?
- How can that weave be on your head for more than 6 months? ah! Aunty is it pregnancy?
- You snap inside different type of cars yet u expect your man to believe u are not cheating. Aunty are a mechanic??
- You gather different girls picture for your phone & yet u expect your girl to believe u are not cheatin.. uncle, are u a photographer?
- Something lost then They see it in your pocket and you claim that you don't know how it got into your pocket...your pocket is magnetic?
- He gave you an engagement ring for over five years and never marry u, my dear are you Lord of the rings???
- You carry your hand to go steal person item, then you get caught.... You say its a work of the devil, shey na satan employ you?
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