STUPID QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK

• NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?

Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.

• Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?

Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.

• On ur wedding, one idiot walk up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife... NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?

Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.

• Give me your phone number - 0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN?

Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.

• I listened to 9 o'clock news, it was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU?

Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE.

• Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast... Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?

Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.

• Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer:no! Na aso rock!....